Monthly Archives: March 2015

Morning Mimosa

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Morning Mimosa is a morning show where, you guessed it, the hosts and everybody in the audience drinks mimosas. They’re the cliche talk show, with the dumb fad diets, loud music, and dancing! Francine and Klaus love the show. Steve is playing a video game and Francine has asked him to set the table twice now. She pulls the cord on the game & Steve says “F*ck you!” Francine is very mad at Steve and she lets him know. She is ignoring him and will not cook for him. Steve gets up later for the leftovers and Francine is sitting at the table with Steve’s friend Barry. Barry is eating the leftovers. Steve is out of clean laundry and Francine did not do his laundry. He says that he can do whatever Francine does, but better. Steve can’t cook or do laundry. Steve’s friends Snot brings Steve some food and tells him to learn how to cook and take care of himself. Steve can cook, do laundry, and suck the venom out of snake bites. Steve cooks pancakes and Francine thinks it’s a peace offering but he doesn’t offer her any and she gets very mad. Steve started making YouTube videos to piss of Francine. Charlie Greenfield from Morning Mimosa comes to the house to get Steve on the show. Francine is worried that Steve will not be able to handle the hostile environment that Morning Mimosa has. The crowd is going crazy because there were two dancing monkeys on before Steve and they weren’t dancing enough. It’s Steve turn to go on the show and he is very nervous. He makes a mac & cheese omelet on accident because he missed his mom. Steve reveals that he has a mom. Francine shows up to save Steve and they have to climb on the rafters to get to safety. 

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The episode started off with Hayley and Klaus at the roller derby. Hayley approaches the team she was routing for and decides that she wants to try out for the team. Hayley tells her family that she wants to try out for the team. Steve decides to go out to watch Hayley try out. Steve is a great skater but Hayley cannot. The house is falling apart at home and Francine wants Stan to fix it but they employ a carpenter, who is most likely Jesus. Steve joins the team so that Hayley can join too. Steve and Hayley win the match for the team. They go to the captain’s body shop for a celebration dinner. Steve is trying to hook up with a girl on the team named Devin. Steve and Devin kiss in a pile up during a match. Devin tells Hayley that she and Steve are dating. Hayley tells on Steve for being a boy but everybody already knew. They tell Steve that he is a lesbian trapped in a boy’s body. Hayley gets kicked off the team because she tried to expose Steve by pulling down his pants to show his genitals. Steve and Hayley sing about their troubles. Jesus makes the Smith household awesome, but Stan and Francine are less than thankful. Steve realizes that he’s a boy in a boy’s body and breaks it to the team. They still compete with him pretending to be a girl.