Turkey Guys

Brian & Peter got drunk the night before Thanksgiving & Lois is pissed. She makes them go get another one. The store ran out of turkeys. Brian & Peter still aren’t back from getting a turkey because they can’t find one & Lois is getting worried. Stevie tells Chris that he has to be the man of the house now that Peter is gone. Peter & Brian finally have a turkey. Peter is driving Brian’s car but doesn’t think the car is on because it’s a hybrid. Brian confirms that the car is on but Peter persists that it’s not, slams on the gas, & launches the car into a lake. Peter saves himself & the turkey, leaving Brian in the car. Brian is pissed. Peter finds a bike & they decide to ride it back to the house. Stewie is trying to teach Chris how to me the man of the house. The bike breaks & Peter & Brian try to hitchhike but they end up getting robbed. They start walking and see a zoo. They steal a turkey & a gold cart from the zoo to get home. They make it home & Peter takes the turkey to the backyard to kill it but kisses it instead. He decides he can’t kill the turkey. Chris kills the turkey with a shotgun & he’s completely drunk. They decide to eat the turkey & all laugh about it.

Brian the Closer

Peter is trying to steal Brian’s rope chew toy. Peter wants it so bad that he ties a rope around the toy & ties the other end to his car. Brian grabs the rope & is dragged by the car. Peter tries to shake  him lose & ends up knocking all of Brian’s teeth out. Brian is so upset & humiliated. Quagmire gives Brian the number to his dentist. Brian gets new teeth & they look like Quagmire’s teeth. The family likes them. Brian’s confidence is boosted & there’s a montage of him walking around town. Brian becomes a realtor. Brian tries to sell Quagmire a crappy house. Brian scammed Quagmire into buy a dump by saying it was really good quality. Quagmired knocked out all of Brian’s teeth because of it.

Baking Bad

There is a huge earthquake in Haiti. Lois starts a blood drive for the people in Haiti. Brian gives Stewie some cough syrup to help him sleep. Peter gives blood & gets a cookie that Lois made & then Peter has the idea to open a cookie store. Stewie is drinking cough syrup & he’s super drunk & it’s actually pretty funny. Lois & Peter go to the bank to get a loan. The meeting goes well & they get the loan. They decide to name the store “Peter’s Wife’s Cookies.” The shop isn’t doing well so Peter hires beautiful women to work in the shop to save it. Stevie is still drinking the cough syrup. He tries to drive his bike & crashes into another kid. Peter turns the cookie shop into a strip club. Lois quits. Brian & Stewie’s stuffed animals have an intervention for Stewie. Peter & lois quit the cookie business & make up.

Book of Joe

Joe is having a pool party. Peter walks into a room of drawings of a squirrels for a children’s book that Joe is writing. Brian asks a girl out at the coffee shop that he and Stewie are at. Joe gets his book “The Hopeful Squirrel”  published. When Brian takes the girl out, they go for a run before they go out for dinner. Brian experiences his first “runner’s high.” Brian & Chloe hook up afterwards. Joe reads his book at the library. It doesn’t go well because Joe is yelling at the kids. Peter takes over the reading & the kids love it. Peter becomes the face of Joe’s book. Joe gets angry at Peter because Peter is being really rude to handicapped people. Brian is being a douche because he’s a “runner” now. Joe tries to kick Peter off of his project but Peter doesn’t want to. Joe quits because Peter is being a jerk. Peter tries to write a sequel to the book & has Quagmire & Cleveland help him. Brian is super skinny now because of all of the running. Peter is reading the new book & it is absolutely crazy & nothing like the first book.  Nobody liked the book. Peter is fired. Brian is at the marathon & his leg breaks on the first step & he is trampled. Peter & Joe Make up. 

The Family Guy Effect

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/family-guy-effect

The “Know Your Meme” website describes the “Family Guy Effect” as when a funny meme comes to the Internet, Family Guy will make a joke about it, and it no longer becomes funny. After reading the page I linked, I noticed that Know Your Meme has the wrong definition. The videos they linked in their article (I suppose it’s an article) are all clips of Family Guy where they take something, such as a meme or a bit, and repeat it until it is no longer funny. The perfect example of this phenomenon has to be the scenes where Peter fights the big chicken. I do not find this funny, nor did I ever find it funny but they abuse the shit out of the joke.

I suppose this meme could benefit my blog because I am writing about it right now. If someone were to search for the Family Guy Effect, my blog may show up on the search page and an Internet user might stop by my blog to see what I have written. They can see that I post about Family Guy once a week (loosely haha) and they might follow my blog.

Here’s a link to the Peter vs. Big Chicken video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WGQmWcrbs

First of all, how dare you

Yes, I have neglected to post anything besides class work. But, I went a bit of a binge in my free time & took some notes! I’m still very far behind but I’m doing my best! So, without further adieu, here are summaries of the first two episodes of New Girl, an episode of Modern Family, and the crossover episode of Family Guy and The Simpsons!

New girl episode 1

Jess doesn’t want to go to a wedding. The gang makes a pact that they will all hook up with someone at the wedding. Coach doesn’t remember an old hookup. Cece returns without a boyfriend & Schmidt doesn’t know yet but he still wants to impress her. Jessica Biel shows up to the wedding & competes with Jess for the best man. Schmidt is striking out & he & nick were offered a four way with two girls. Nick doesn’t want to do the four way because he doesn’t want to be near Schmidt. Nick finds out that Cece is single & decides to do the four way to help out his friend. Schmidt decides he doesn’t want to do the four way because he found out that Cece is single. Jess & Jessica Biel compete for the best man & he cannot decided & they both give up. They all go home without a hookup & reminiscent about all of the weddings they went to over the summer.

New girl episode 2

Schmidt has a girl stay over & Jess doesn’t know what tinder is. She decides to “Dice”. Dice is a dating app that gives you a split second to say yes or no to a match. Jess matches with a weird dude & calls Schmidt to pick her up. Jess asks Schmidt if he would teach her how to Dice. Coach, Nick, & Cece decide to eat pot brownies. Winston makes them go to his cop friend’s house for a party & they ruin it. Meanwhile, Schmidt set up 10 Dice dates for Jess & she learns how to dice. She finally gets the date that she wanted but ruins her chances. She calls him back & he comes back. She finds out he’s a magician & but goes on the date anyway. Winston gets his new police friends to mess with Coach, Nick, & Cece because he knew they were high. Winston finally made friends with the guys & got his very own nickname: Toilet.

Modern Family 

Mitchell & Cam are finally married. Cam is being super clingy with Mitchell & you can tell right away that it bothers Mitchell. The Dunphey’s are having a wonderful summer because Alex isn’t home. Alex is building houses for the poor. Gloria & Manny FaceTime Gloria’s family in Columbia. Jay has been dressing very comfortably lately & Gloria doesn’t like it. Mitchell is complaining to his sister Clair that Cam is being clingy. Alex comes home early & you can tell there is a shift in the balance of the house. She complained the entire dinner. As soon as Alex left the house, everybody started getting alone but when she re-enters the house, they fight again. Jay finds out that Gloria has been sending his clothes to Columbia. She tells him that she wishes he would dress better for her & then Gloria decides to stop taking care of her appearance. Cam surprised Mitchell at work & is showing his new coworkers pictures from their honeymoon. Mitchell & Cam have a fight & Cam says that he doesn’t want to lose the spark. Mitchell says that he will help more with the marriage & they make up. Alex is about to leave to go back & help build houses & a series of terrible events happen: ranging from the oven smoking, the fire extinguisher going everywhere, Hayley finding out that her webcam doesn’t turn off when she goes to a different page & everybody almost dying from eating Rhubarb leaves. Alex stays home instead. The whole family surprises Gloria for her birthday at the end.

Family guy

The Simpsons cross over! Peter is mad that the Denice the Menice cartoon wasn’t funny & decides to write a cartoon himself & gets published in the newspaper. The crew goes to the bar & Peter is given a free beer for his cartoon. The group gives Peter some ideas for cartoons. Lois gets mad at Peter for drawing a sexist cartoon. The whole internet is pissed off at Peter for the cartoon so he has to apologize for it on television. A ton of angry women show up at the Griffins protesting Peter’s cartoons. The family decides to get out of town for a few days. They stopped at a gas station & their car got stolen. They end up in Springfield, but we still don’t know what which state! They stole at the keik-e-mart. Homer shows up! He offers to buy donuts for the Griffins. Homer teaches Peter the correct way to eat a donut. The Griffins report their stolen car. Okay, I’m going to be brutally honest. I do not like the Simpsons. I could not watch the rest of the episode because I was just not into it at all. Sorry, not sorry.