Morning Mimosa is a morning show where, you guessed it, the hosts and everybody in the audience drinks mimosas. They’re the cliche talk show, with the dumb fad diets, loud music, and dancing! Francine and Klaus love the show. Steve is playing a video game and Francine has asked him to set the table twice now. She pulls the cord on the game & Steve says “F*ck you!” Francine is very mad at Steve and she lets him know. She is ignoring him and will not cook for him. Steve gets up later for the leftovers and Francine is sitting at the table with Steve’s friend Barry. Barry is eating the leftovers. Steve is out of clean laundry and Francine did not do his laundry. He says that he can do whatever Francine does, but better. Steve can’t cook or do laundry. Steve’s friends Snot brings Steve some food and tells him to learn how to cook and take care of himself. Steve can cook, do laundry, and suck the venom out of snake bites. Steve cooks pancakes and Francine thinks it’s a peace offering but he doesn’t offer her any and she gets very mad. Steve started making YouTube videos to piss of Francine. Charlie Greenfield from Morning Mimosa comes to the house to get Steve on the show. Francine is worried that Steve will not be able to handle the hostile environment that Morning Mimosa has. The crowd is going crazy because there were two dancing monkeys on before Steve and they weren’t dancing enough. It’s Steve turn to go on the show and he is very nervous. He makes a mac & cheese omelet on accident because he missed his mom. Steve reveals that he has a mom. Francine shows up to save Steve and they have to climb on the rafters to get to safety. 
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LGBSteve
The episode started off with Hayley and Klaus at the roller derby. Hayley approaches the team she was routing for and decides that she wants to try out for the team. Hayley tells her family that she wants to try out for the team. Steve decides to go out to watch Hayley try out. Steve is a great skater but Hayley cannot. The house is falling apart at home and Francine wants Stan to fix it but they employ a carpenter, who is most likely Jesus. Steve joins the team so that Hayley can join too. Steve and Hayley win the match for the team. They go to the captain’s body shop for a celebration dinner. Steve is trying to hook up with a girl on the team named Devin. Steve and Devin kiss in a pile up during a match. Devin tells Hayley that she and Steve are dating. Hayley tells on Steve for being a boy but everybody already knew. They tell Steve that he is a lesbian trapped in a boy’s body. Hayley gets kicked off the team because she tried to expose Steve by pulling down his pants to show his genitals. Steve and Hayley sing about their troubles. Jesus makes the Smith household awesome, but Stan and Francine are less than thankful. Steve realizes that he’s a boy in a boy’s body and breaks it to the team. They still compete with him pretending to be a girl. 
WOW
I’m sorry guys! I haven’t made a post in months because I’ve been busy but I’m going to try to post as much as I can! Expect stuff soon!
Background Check
Winston is getting a background check by the Police Academy. Jess freaks out because she remembers that she has a bag of meth in her closet than she found in a sofa cushion that she bought at a garage sale. The gang tries to find a way to get rid of it without Winston finding out. Winston catches Schmidt, Cece, & Jess trying to flush the drugs down the toilet to hid the drugs. Winston finds them & asks Jess why she didn’t tell him first & Jess admits to not thinking that Winston could be a real police officer. Winston is hurt & tries to take the blame. He confronts the police officer but Jess stops him. The police officer checks the drugs and finds out they are just aquarium rocks! Winston passes him background check but the police officer recommends that he live with there people.
Sharing is Caring
Hello to all of my followers. This week, for class, I am to tell you how to share my blog with people you may know. If you enjoy my blog, you can send the link to a friend of yours that may like the shows that I summarize. You can also post a link to a blog post that I made if you would like. You can read all of my posts and then post on the social network of your choice that you love me and that my blog is “da bomb” or whatever you youngsters say. Basically, if you feel like sharing my stuff, that’s cool. If you don’t feel like it, that’s cool also. Free country, do whatever you want. Well I mean, within reason, let’s not get crazy. You shouldn’t do illegal things. Don’t drive & drive. That’s dumb. I’m rambling. Talk soon. Love you. Oops that was too personal. Bye. Sorry. Love you. Damn it.
Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
The Smith’s are having a Christmas party and Stan invites Steve’s school’s principal to the party. He stops by and Stan is very excited because Principal Lewis is a badass and does whatever he wants. Stan is a little jealous. He is tired of Francine telling him what to do all the time and his kids being the way they are. When he puts the star on top of the Christmas tree, he wishes that he had Principal Lewis’s life. When he wakes up the next morning, he is in his house, but it is obviously a single man’s house. There’s a pool table in the living room and a sad little Christmas tree. He goes into the garage to find a white Porsche that Principal Lewis owned. Oh yeah, Roger is there with him because he was grabbing Stan’s butt when he wished. Stan is really enjoying the single life but he wants to see Principal Lewis to help him enjoy it further. Lewis is nothing like he used to because he got Stan’s life in the wish. He is much more reserved. Stan finds out that he is married to Francine. Stan gets upset and tries to wish for his family back but it is not working. Stan takes the family hostage and Lewis works for the CIA so they wait outside of Stan’s house. Francine tricks Stan into letting the family go. Stan gets away from the CIA and jumps off a bridge because he doesn’t want to live in a world where he is not with his family. As he jumps of, the CIA shoots him like 30 times and he hits the ground but he is still alive. According to an angel, he has learned his lesson and gets to have his family back. He is taken to a different family. they are Stan’s ideal family. The wife has brown hair, his son plays football, and his daughter is very girly. Stan finds out that this is his real family and the family he started with Francine was given to him as punishment. Stan tries to wish for his old family back again but fails. He tries to get Roger to wish for it too, but that fails. Then, Stan makes fun of the fact that this wife cannot clean well, which agitates her. He gets her to wish they weren’t married and put the star on the tries. Stan wakes up and he is with his old family again.
Landline
The cell service is terrible in the apartment & it’s only good in Nick’s room. Jess gets the apartment a landline. Coach is hooking up with the nurse & Jess has to document their relationship. While the three of them are talking, another teacher named Rose comes in & mentions to Coach that she had fun last night & she & the nurse get into a fight. Nick is home alone during the day because he doesn’t work & he ends up answering the phone for everyone like an assistant. Jess talks to Coach about toning down the sexual activity. A new teacher comes to the school & Jess is swoon by him right after telling Coach to chill out. His name is Ryan. Nick has a conference call with Winston & Schmidt & Nick is being super intrusive. Jess is having a faculty meeting to talk about sexual relationships in the workplace & Coach volunteers the new teacher to help her with a skit. Schmidt & Winston are having Cece make a voicemail message & Nick comes in & he knows that he is being replaced. Jess & Ryan are getting a little hot & heavy in front of everyone. Jess does the “shut it down” signal & touches Ryan in the crotch twice. Nick gets a message for Schmidt but doesn’t tell him & they want to interview him right away so Winston takes over. He does a great job. Jess apologizes to Coach & she finds out that the nurse was under the covers the whole time. Jess finds out she can’t date Ryan because she’s an administrator.
GoAnimate
I really did not like this assignment. The software was not user friendly. I make animations in animation software because I’m taking a class for it & this website made it pretty difficult to figure things out. It is hard to edit things compared to software.
& The DJ Face
It’s pay day! Nobody is happy with their paycheck because it seems to be less than usual. Max had a booty call but Caroline thought he was an intruder so she kicked him in the balls. It comes out that Max & Sebastian don’t know each other’s names & do not want to know. Sebastian invites Max to see him DJ. Oleg is trying to win Sofie back but it’s not going too well. Sebastian invited Max & Caroline to see him DJ again & they go. They find out that he DJs at a Whole Foods market. Max is upset with Caroline because she did not want to know anything about him but now she knows this is his job. They see their boss dancing at the Whole Foods club. The girls leave before Sebastian sees him. Sofie came over with a Ouija board & asked if she souls get back with Oleg. Caroline sees someone she went to college with & hides. She ends up running into the girl & finding out she works as a cashier.
Dawn of the Peck
Crazy birds! Linda is running in the Turk-Tacular Turkey Two Festival & Turkey Trot. Bob is upset the family is going to the turkey trot & refuses to cook dinner. The kids go on the rides. The owners of the the pier are having an argument because one of them didn’t get the right birds for the trot. He got a bunch of crazy birds! They are attacking everyone at the race. Linda got knocked out by a crazy one eyed turkey and the kids are stuck on a ride. Teddy & Linda are trying to find the kids. Mickey tells Teddy & Linda that the kids are stuck on the Scrambler while Bob is super board at home not cooking. Linda, Teddy, & Mickey all try to save the kids & end up stopping the ride in a very funny way! Animal control shows up to try to capture the turkeys but they get trampled & the turkeys get loose all around town. Bob is drunk & singing old songs. The kids, Teddy, Linda, & Mickey are all surrounded by the birds and Bob is talking to a turkey baster. He decides to cook thanksgiving dinner but he is really drunk & he can barely stand. Teddy rescues everyone with the Tickle Boat. Bob leaves the house & he is being followed by the birds. He doesn’t know about the bird attack yet! Bob gets to the store while everyone else makes it home safely but they see the note Bob left them & go to save him. Linda pecks everyone & gets to the top of the “pecking order” & they escape safely. They all had dinner but nobody wanted turkey after what had just happened so they have spaghetti instead.
The Weekday Showdown 