I really did not like this assignment. The software was not user friendly. I make animations in animation software because I’m taking a class for it & this website made it pretty difficult to figure things out. It is hard to edit things compared to software.
Monthly Archives: November 2014
& The DJ Face
It’s pay day! Nobody is happy with their paycheck because it seems to be less than usual. Max had a booty call but Caroline thought he was an intruder so she kicked him in the balls. It comes out that Max & Sebastian don’t know each other’s names & do not want to know. Sebastian invites Max to see him DJ. Oleg is trying to win Sofie back but it’s not going too well. Sebastian invited Max & Caroline to see him DJ again & they go. They find out that he DJs at a Whole Foods market. Max is upset with Caroline because she did not want to know anything about him but now she knows this is his job. They see their boss dancing at the Whole Foods club. The girls leave before Sebastian sees him. Sofie came over with a Ouija board & asked if she souls get back with Oleg. Caroline sees someone she went to college with & hides. She ends up running into the girl & finding out she works as a cashier.
Dawn of the Peck
Crazy birds! Linda is running in the Turk-Tacular Turkey Two Festival & Turkey Trot. Bob is upset the family is going to the turkey trot & refuses to cook dinner. The kids go on the rides. The owners of the the pier are having an argument because one of them didn’t get the right birds for the trot. He got a bunch of crazy birds! They are attacking everyone at the race. Linda got knocked out by a crazy one eyed turkey and the kids are stuck on a ride. Teddy & Linda are trying to find the kids. Mickey tells Teddy & Linda that the kids are stuck on the Scrambler while Bob is super board at home not cooking. Linda, Teddy, & Mickey all try to save the kids & end up stopping the ride in a very funny way! Animal control shows up to try to capture the turkeys but they get trampled & the turkeys get loose all around town. Bob is drunk & singing old songs. The kids, Teddy, Linda, & Mickey are all surrounded by the birds and Bob is talking to a turkey baster. He decides to cook thanksgiving dinner but he is really drunk & he can barely stand. Teddy rescues everyone with the Tickle Boat. Bob leaves the house & he is being followed by the birds. He doesn’t know about the bird attack yet! Bob gets to the store while everyone else makes it home safely but they see the note Bob left them & go to save him. Linda pecks everyone & gets to the top of the “pecking order” & they escape safely. They all had dinner but nobody wanted turkey after what had just happened so they have spaghetti instead.
Now and Gwen
Francine is having a bad dream about her sister Gwen. Gwen turns into a fire monster but Francine wakes up before anything happens to her. Stan & Steve are talking about how attractive Gwen is at the breakfast table but Hayley makes her opinions of Gwen very obvious. She is a criminal & Hayley thinks Francine should kick her out of her life. Stan teaches Steve how to hug in a more sexual manor. Gwen’s probation officer shows up to the Smith’s house & Gwen tells Francine that she has to lie to help protect her. Gwen says that she has been at the house for 18 months now & that she’s been helping Francine learn to walk again. Roger is leaving to go see an old friend who is sick while Klaus takes care of Roger’s duty of “flashes the lights on and off while waving his thunder sheet and pointing out drama.” Gwen is selling fake cellphones out of the Smith’s house. Roger went to see his friend, who knows where some buried treasure is, and he is in a coma. Meanwhile, Stan is teaching Steve the art of hugging. Gwen makes Francine drive her to a town to sell a liver. Gwen takes the money & takes the liver form the buyers & Francine is the getaway driver. Hayley stands up to Gwen and she leaves but says that Francine will regret it. Steve has the perfect hug with Gwen. Hand on lower back, crotch to thigh, face in cleavage, and WHAT’S THAT? A butt grab! Stan parades Steve around the house with him on his shoulders, hitting his head & knocking him out. Francine asks where Gwen is & Hayley says she kicked her out. It comes out that Francine burned down their old high school & Gwen was blamed for it & now Gwen is going to burn down the school & frame Francine. Gwen took the blame for Francine. Hayley & Francine get to the school & Gwen is pouring gasoline on the floor of the science lab. They make up but still start the fire with cigarettes. Francine takes the blame. We see a prison and find out that Stan called in a favor to get Francine out but Gwen is in jail for violating parole.
Turkey Guys
Brian & Peter got drunk the night before Thanksgiving & Lois is pissed. She makes them go get another one. The store ran out of turkeys. Brian & Peter still aren’t back from getting a turkey because they can’t find one & Lois is getting worried. Stevie tells Chris that he has to be the man of the house now that Peter is gone. Peter & Brian finally have a turkey. Peter is driving Brian’s car but doesn’t think the car is on because it’s a hybrid. Brian confirms that the car is on but Peter persists that it’s not, slams on the gas, & launches the car into a lake. Peter saves himself & the turkey, leaving Brian in the car. Brian is pissed. Peter finds a bike & they decide to ride it back to the house. Stewie is trying to teach Chris how to me the man of the house. The bike breaks & Peter & Brian try to hitchhike but they end up getting robbed. They start walking and see a zoo. They steal a turkey & a gold cart from the zoo to get home. They make it home & Peter takes the turkey to the backyard to kill it but kisses it instead. He decides he can’t kill the turkey. Chris kills the turkey with a shotgun & he’s completely drunk. They decide to eat the turkey & all laugh about it.
& the Reality Problem
A guy tries to rob the girls’ cupcake shop but Max gets pissed & goes on a rant & the robber ends up giving them $20. The rival cupcake shop went out of business. Their boss Han just got back from a restaurant convention. The girls get an offer from a woman that wants to film “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” at their cupcake shop. They go up to Sophie’s apartment to watch the show. They stayed up all night watching it. The Kardashians don’t end up going to the cupcake shop & Caroline & Max are angry & upset. Caroline got her hair stuck in her bed gears. Everyone goes to their apartment to help Caroline out. Meanwhile, Max threw a bunch of cupcakes at the Kardashian’s hotel & Kim tweets about it & a bunch of people show up to the cupcake shop. Then , Kim Kardashian shows up the shop & apologizes for not filming the show at the shop. She orders a cupcake, tips $100, promises to tweet a positive tweet about the business & tells Caroline that her new haircut looks nice.
Brian the Closer
Peter is trying to steal Brian’s rope chew toy. Peter wants it so bad that he ties a rope around the toy & ties the other end to his car. Brian grabs the rope & is dragged by the car. Peter tries to shake him lose & ends up knocking all of Brian’s teeth out. Brian is so upset & humiliated. Quagmire gives Brian the number to his dentist. Brian gets new teeth & they look like Quagmire’s teeth. The family likes them. Brian’s confidence is boosted & there’s a montage of him walking around town. Brian becomes a realtor. Brian tries to sell Quagmire a crappy house. Brian scammed Quagmire into buy a dump by saying it was really good quality. Quagmired knocked out all of Brian’s teeth because of it.
Baking Bad
There is a huge earthquake in Haiti. Lois starts a blood drive for the people in Haiti. Brian gives Stewie some cough syrup to help him sleep. Peter gives blood & gets a cookie that Lois made & then Peter has the idea to open a cookie store. Stewie is drinking cough syrup & he’s super drunk & it’s actually pretty funny. Lois & Peter go to the bank to get a loan. The meeting goes well & they get the loan. They decide to name the store “Peter’s Wife’s Cookies.” The shop isn’t doing well so Peter hires beautiful women to work in the shop to save it. Stevie is still drinking the cough syrup. He tries to drive his bike & crashes into another kid. Peter turns the cookie shop into a strip club. Lois quits. Brian & Stewie’s stuffed animals have an intervention for Stewie. Peter & lois quit the cookie business & make up.
Book of Joe
Joe is having a pool party. Peter walks into a room of drawings of a squirrels for a children’s book that Joe is writing. Brian asks a girl out at the coffee shop that he and Stewie are at. Joe gets his book “The Hopeful Squirrel” published. When Brian takes the girl out, they go for a run before they go out for dinner. Brian experiences his first “runner’s high.” Brian & Chloe hook up afterwards. Joe reads his book at the library. It doesn’t go well because Joe is yelling at the kids. Peter takes over the reading & the kids love it. Peter becomes the face of Joe’s book. Joe gets angry at Peter because Peter is being really rude to handicapped people. Brian is being a douche because he’s a “runner” now. Joe tries to kick Peter off of his project but Peter doesn’t want to. Joe quits because Peter is being a jerk. Peter tries to write a sequel to the book & has Quagmire & Cleveland help him. Brian is super skinny now because of all of the running. Peter is reading the new book & it is absolutely crazy & nothing like the first book. Nobody liked the book. Peter is fired. Brian is at the marathon & his leg breaks on the first step & he is trampled. Peter & Joe Make up. 
Friends With Burger-Fits
Teddy says that he went to the doctor & his doctor say that his cholesterol is too high. He continues to order a burger at the restaurant anyway. Bob has a nightmare that he is killing Teddy with his burgers. The kids are trying to freeze their farts. Bob tries to give Teddy a veggie burger & he freaks out when Bob tells him that he’s cutting Teddy off. Teddy and Bob go jogging & see a stuntman club. The kids freeze the floor of the walk in freezer and have an “ice pushing club.” Linda loves it! She says that they have to wear costumes if their going to ice push. Teddy pays a guy $300 to buy him a burger & then Bob says that they’re friends & Linda sings a beautiful song about being bestie. Teddy signed Bob & himself up for “Stunts in the Woods.” Linda creates a fight club called “The Freezer Dome” in the walk in! Linda in a great announcer! Bob didn’t sleep at all because Teddy snored all night long. Teddy overhears Bob say that they aren’t best friends & they go home. Teddy is furious! The freezer domes finals! Louise vs. Zeke! Gene released the fart in the jar to make Zeke lose! Teddy was going to eat a 5lb burger at another burger place. Bob tries to help Teddy by not letting him the burger. Bob gets thrown out of the restaurant but Teddy doesn’t end up eating the burger!
The Weekday Showdown 