Background Check

Winston is getting a background check by the Police Academy. Jess freaks out because she remembers that she has a bag of meth in her closet than she found in a sofa cushion that she bought at a garage sale. The gang tries to find a way to get rid of it without Winston finding out. Winston catches Schmidt, Cece, & Jess trying to flush the drugs down the toilet to hid the drugs. Winston finds them & asks Jess why she didn’t tell him first & Jess admits to not thinking that Winston could be a real police officer. Winston is hurt & tries to take the blame. He confronts the police officer but Jess stops him. The police officer checks the drugs and finds out they are just aquarium rocks! Winston passes him background check but the police officer recommends that he live with there people.

Sharing is Caring

Hello to all of my followers. This week, for class, I am to tell you how to share my blog with people you may know. If you enjoy my blog, you can send the link to a friend of yours that may like the shows that I summarize. You can also post a link to a blog post that I made if you would like. You can read all of my posts and then post on the social network of your choice that you love me and that my blog is “da bomb” or whatever you youngsters say. Basically, if you feel like sharing my stuff, that’s cool. If you don’t feel like it, that’s cool also. Free country, do whatever you want. Well I mean, within reason, let’s not get crazy. You shouldn’t do illegal things. Don’t drive & drive. That’s dumb. I’m rambling. Talk soon. Love you. Oops that was too personal. Bye. Sorry. Love you. Damn it.

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

The Smith’s are having a Christmas party and Stan invites Steve’s school’s principal to the party. He stops by and Stan is very excited because Principal Lewis is a badass and does whatever he wants. Stan is a little jealous. He is tired of Francine telling him what to do all the time and his kids being the way they are. When he puts the star on top of the Christmas tree, he wishes that he had Principal Lewis’s life. When he wakes up the next morning, he is in his house, but it is obviously a single man’s house. There’s a pool table in the living room and a sad little Christmas tree. He goes into the garage to find a white Porsche that Principal Lewis owned. Oh yeah, Roger is there with him because he was grabbing Stan’s butt when he wished. Stan is really enjoying the single life but he wants to see Principal Lewis to help him enjoy it further. Lewis is nothing like he used to because he got Stan’s life in the wish. He is much more reserved. Stan finds out that he is married to Francine. Stan gets upset and tries to wish for his family back but it is not working. Stan takes the family hostage and Lewis works for the CIA so they wait outside of Stan’s house. Francine tricks Stan into letting the family go. Stan gets away from the CIA and jumps off a bridge because he doesn’t want to live in a world where he is not with his family. As he jumps of, the CIA shoots him like 30 times and he hits the ground but he is still alive. According to an angel, he has learned his lesson and gets to have his family back. He is taken to a different family. they are Stan’s ideal family. The wife has brown hair, his son plays football, and his daughter is very girly. Stan finds out that this is his real family and the family he started with Francine was given to him as punishment. Stan tries to wish for his old family back again but fails. He tries to get Roger to wish for it too, but that fails. Then, Stan makes fun of the fact that this wife cannot clean well, which agitates her. He gets her to wish they weren’t married and put the star on the tries. Stan wakes up and he is with his old family again.

Landline

The cell service is terrible in the apartment & it’s only good in Nick’s room. Jess gets the apartment a landline. Coach is hooking up with the nurse & Jess has to document their relationship. While the three of them are talking, another teacher named Rose comes in & mentions to Coach that she had fun last night & she & the nurse get into a fight. Nick is home alone during the day because he doesn’t work & he ends up answering the phone for everyone like an assistant. Jess talks to Coach about toning down the sexual activity. A new teacher comes to the school & Jess is swoon by him right after telling Coach to chill out. His name is Ryan. Nick has a conference call with Winston & Schmidt & Nick is being super intrusive. Jess is having a faculty meeting to talk about sexual relationships in the workplace & Coach volunteers the new teacher to help her with a skit. Schmidt & Winston are having Cece make a voicemail message & Nick comes in & he knows that he is being replaced. Jess & Ryan are getting a little hot & heavy in front of everyone. Jess does the “shut it down” signal & touches Ryan in the crotch twice. Nick gets a message for Schmidt but doesn’t tell him & they want to interview him right away so Winston takes over. He does a great job. Jess apologizes to Coach & she finds out that the nurse was under the covers the whole time. Jess finds out she can’t date Ryan because she’s an administrator.